Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
But as he lay there on the ground,
His insides spilling all around,
He looked up at me, through his tattered shell
And told me the story of how he fell.
He mentioned his brother Grumpty,
The evil and sordid Dumpty,
Who lied about Humpty's unbalanced tush!
The truth was that Humpty Dumpty was pushed!