So there I was lounging in my comfy robot shirt, when out of nowhere, Rover tells me that he has a riddle for me. I told him that I really wasn't in the mood for a riddle, but he insisted. So I cocked my head to listen to Rover's riddle, and lo and behold, I've been laughing ever since!
Talk about "laboring" on Labor Day! For two hours straight, I've been trying to teach my dragon how to breathe fire and I've come up with nothing! First, I opened my mouth to show him the correct fire-breathing position. Then, I told him to think angry thoughts and breathe them out of his system.
Then, I checked for fire...nothing! I repeated these steps over and over again! Still nothing!
So, here's the dilemma: do I spend the rest of my Labor Day trying to teach my dragon how to breathe fire or do I go outside to get a grilled burger? What do you think?
p.s. Happy Labor Day!
My name is Stewey. I'm a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, who has quite the wardrobe! My Mom loves to dress me up, plunk me in the same old chair, and take photos of me. I built this blog, so that I can express myself!