Talk about "laboring" on Labor Day! For two hours straight, I've been trying to teach my dragon how to breathe fire and I've come up with nothing! First, I opened my mouth to show him the correct fire-breathing position. Then, I told him to think angry thoughts and breathe them out of his system.
Then, I checked for fire...nothing! I repeated these steps over and over again! Still nothing!
So, here's the dilemma: do I spend the rest of my Labor Day trying to teach my dragon how to breathe fire or do I go outside to get a grilled burger? What do you think?
p.s. Happy Labor Day!
My name is Stewey. I'm a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, who has quite the wardrobe! My Mom loves to dress me up, plunk me in the same old chair, and take photos of me. I built this blog, so that I can express myself!