Monday, September 3, 2012

Dragon Dilemma

Talk about "laboring" on Labor Day!  For two hours straight, I've been trying to teach my dragon how to breathe fire and I've come up with nothing!  First, I opened my mouth to show him the correct fire-breathing position.  Then, I told him to think angry thoughts and breathe them out of his system.

Then, I checked for fire...nothing!  I repeated these steps over and over again!  Still nothing!

So, here's the dilemma:  do I spend the rest of my Labor Day trying to teach my dragon how to breathe fire or do I go outside to get a grilled burger?  What do you think?
p.s.  Happy Labor Day!

31 comments:

  1. I has heard of this book called "How to Train Your Dragon." I think they even gots a movie of it! So I think you should get the book and/or movie, study it, and train your dragon to breathe fire. Then you can has a burger whenever you want, not just on Labor Days! Right?

    Love,
    Reuben

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  2. We vote for the grilled burger for sure, Stewey. We think your dragon is all fired out because he blew it all on our city - it is super duper hot here again.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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    1. Oh no - sorry to hear that!
      Hopefully, you will get your beloved cold snow in a few months :)
      Stewey

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  3. BURGER! Have a happy Labour Day Stewey.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. Maybe you need to take your dragon out to the grill show him what fire is, if still nothing them grill him and have a dragon burger!!!

    Your Furends
    Susie & Bites

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    1. That wouldn't be nice to my dragon...
      Stewey

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  5. BURGER. ALWAYS go for the burger!!
    Enjoy Stewey!

    Kisses,

    Ruby

    pees: Maybe he's just bein' stubborn. Try again tomorrow.

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  6. Grilled hamburger. Go for it man!

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  7. Hello dear Stewey!!!
    I missed you!!!!! Now i'm back !!

    mmmm.. i think Burger!!! Happy Labor day.
    Have a nice week.
    Woof, woof,

    Chicco

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    1. Welcome back, Chicco!
      It's great to hear from you!
      Stewey

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  8. BURGER!!!

    We thought that was a dragon...that's why we guessed something Chinese.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  9. Bury the dragon babes and go get that burger
    :-) Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  10. I votes fur da burger! BOL

    Hap-Pee Labor Day to you too!

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  11. You are a good teacher, but that student seems a little slow. I say have a burger and maybe let your dragon get a gander at the grill.

    Happy Labor Day

    urban hounds

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  12. BURGERS!!! Please ;) Happy Labor Day!
    Nola

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  13. Sure you tried very hard....
    But I guess it is better to go outside for that burger!
    Happy Labor Day!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  14. Burger, Burger and more burgers! With cheese...

    Wyatt

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  15. No contest Stewey. Burger! Well let's face it you need the calories to teach the dragon to breathe fire.

    Molly, Taffy. Monty and Winnie

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  16. Hope you did get your burger Stewey - I don't think that dragon looked ready for breathing fire yet :-) Woofs and licks from Magic xx

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  17. I say you chew on your dragon... That could be satifying too, no?

    Licks,
    Cobi

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    1. Unfortunately, this isn't a dog chew toy :(
      Stewey

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  18. Stewey, its quite obvious. Burger for sure. We think your dragon is too friendly to breathe fire. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  19. I sure hope you went for the Burger and got one for your Dragon too ! BearhUG!

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  20. LOL!

    Be careful of what you teach him! He may never stop breathing fire once he starts!

    Happy belated Labor Day!

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  21. Cool very cool Kissssssssssss...
    S2 http://petsdogsmy.blogspot.com.br/ S2

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